The new owners of the Portland Beavers have been sponsoring a “name that team” contest through their website. Seems Merritt Paulson doesn’t think we in the Beaver State can tell the difference between the Oregon State Beavers and the Portland Beavers. The finalists for the new nickname include the GreenSox, Sockeyes, Thorns, and […]
Entries from August 2007
What’s In A Name?
August 28th, 2007 · No Comments
Think I’ll Pass
August 28th, 2007 · No Comments
The reviews are slowly creeping in on the new “Mark Lindsay’s Rock and Roll Cafe“. I mean I guess I get it. It’s something for the 60-plus “remember when” generation who are too old for Red Robin but not ready to gum it up at Tebo’s.
Mmmmmm……Tebo’s.
I drove by it the other night while on the […]
Tags: Culture
Not Quite A Clean Win For Humanity
August 28th, 2007 · No Comments
But close. I doubt it was this guy. And I do hope he’s not still stuck in Gilroy. Yick.
Tags: Stuff
Breaking Camp
August 28th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Andy, as usual, has posted excellent training camp recaps here and here and even makes some suggestions predictions as to who folks might see in Everett this weekend. Chip Petrino has apparently been let go by the club. He was a tweener last season and a guy who never made a big impression while on […]
Tags: Winter Hawks
Brian Baird Defends His Stance
August 27th, 2007 · 1 Comment
I guess Brian Baird was in town tonight, but I missed it. He’s been getting some run nationally for his recent remarks supporting the surge. The Stranger’s Slog has a mini-rundown of the events in Vancouver here. Looks like I’ll be taking a hike up to Longview tomorrow night to see what all the fuss […]
Tags: Politics · Regional · The Couv
Miss South Carolina Teen USA
August 27th, 2007 · No Comments
Some of my best friends on the planet hail from the Palmetto State. They’d all like you to know, she does not speak for all of them.
A friend of a friend of mine appeared on that “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” show with Regis several years ago. The guy walked away with […]
Tags: Culture
The Future of Michael Vick
August 27th, 2007 · No Comments
If there were a stock exchange for such things, I’d be buying every last piece of Michael Vick stock I could today and I’d hold on to it. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. I’m certainly not excusing what he did. What I am saying is in a couple of years, once we’ve calmed […]
How To Get Laid In The Bathroom
August 27th, 2007 · No Comments
Thank you, Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) for teaching me what it means when the guy in the next stall starts tapping his foot.
“At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot […]
Tags: Politics
It Was You, Fredo
August 27th, 2007 · No Comments
To happier times! Like yesterday…
I was zen with the fact Gonzales was staying. He couldn’t go in part because the president simply will not be able to get a new guy/gal confirmed and then where would he be? I mean he could get someone confirmed, but that person would have to be competent and a […]
Tags: Politics
A Question of Faith
August 27th, 2007 · 2 Comments
Have you been reading any of this stuff that’s come out about Mother Teresa of late?
Jesus has a very special love for you. As for me, the silence and the emptiness is so great that I look and do not see, listen and do not hear.
Dear God, man. Here’s a woman who gave her […]
Tags: My American Life