I’m gonna go talk to some senoritas and drink warm beer. See you in a few days.
Entries from August 2007
See Y’All Later
August 31st, 2007 · No Comments
Tags: My American Life
Who Destroyed The Motorhome Bike?
August 31st, 2007 · 1 Comment
In my nighttime rounds about the city, I’ve encountered the Motorhome Bike more than once. It’s almost always been parked over in Southeast, but I’ve seen the guy drive it around once or twice. Aesthetically it didn’t really do anything for me, but to each their own, you know? Anyway, I guess it was torn […]
Paging Catalyst
August 31st, 2007 · No Comments
The Sports Church at Cascade Bar and Grill will open for business on September 9th. You can read all about it here. Football and the Baby Jesus. What a combo!
“This is a brand-new concept,” said Unverzagt, an Assemblies of God minister since 1986 who established a church called The House in Vancouver […]
Tags: My American Life · Sports · The Couv
The Larry Craig Paradox
August 31st, 2007 · No Comments
By now you’ve no doubt heard the tape of Larry Craig’s interrogation has been made public by the Minneapolis police. The Senator doesn’t come off well at all. We learn he’s a “wide guy” who’s clumsy with toilet paper and thinks it no big deal to touch another man’s foot while doing his business in […]
Tags: Politics
As Not Seen On Oprah
August 30th, 2007 · No Comments
An author with a new book out gets invited to appear on Oprah. The catch? He can’t discuss the book.
Apparently she hasn’t even read my book and being a first-time author and going on Oprah but being told you can’t mention your book is pretty much akin to having Charlize Theron walk up […]
Tags: Culture
Sk8ter Ninny
August 30th, 2007 · No Comments
God, that’s funny.The Merc has it in slo-mo. Enjoy!
Tags: Culture
Just What We Need
August 30th, 2007 · 4 Comments
MoveOn.org has made a $20,000 local buy to blast Brian Baird on his war flip-flop. I have no idea what $20,000 will get you in this market. No doubt, it’ll be heavy in The Columbian.
What to do with my congressman? God, I don’t know. As Thomas Ricks pointed out at Powell’s, […]
Tags: Politics
Bring On The Kiss Me Cam!
August 29th, 2007 · 2 Comments
Congratulations to the Hawks on finally getting a deal to install the video screens in the Coliseum. And a helluva deal it is.
The agreement calls for the City to install and lease the four Winter Hawks-owned LED screens for a one year demonstration period. If the boards are deemed acceptable by the City, the […]
Tags: Winter Hawks
Todd Marinovich, Gen-X’s Quarterback Trainwreck
August 29th, 2007 · No Comments
Before Michael Vick, before Akili Smith, before Ryan Leaf, there was Todd Marinovich. Back when I was in school, he was a hotshot quarterback at USC. His dad had literally trained him out of the womb to be an NFL quarterback. So regimented was his life, he didn’t experience the joy of […]
Tags: Sports
FrankenHonda
August 29th, 2007 · 1 Comment
This week marks the fourth anniversary of the purchase of my current car. “Whip” as the kids say. It’s a 2001 Honda Civic and it’s fan-freaking-tastic. When I got it, it had these 17″ white rims on it from the previous owner. A year of “nice wheels” from the under-18 crowd convinced me to hit […]
Tags: My American Life